- Your house resembles Martha Stewart's new address and not her old address.
- You have the psychiatrist on speed dial.
- You've had to change pdocs more often than your child changes clothes.
- Your neighbors HAVE to know your business.
- You have holes in your walls and doors coming off the hinges, but that's the last thing you're worried about.
- Your friends are worried about dinner parties, while you're worried about getting your child to eat something for dinner besides just carbs!
- Strangers feel the need to tell you how they could raise your child better.
- It takes a psychiatric consult to find out what med is safe to give your child for the common cold.
Your neighbors children have soccer practice 2 days a week, your child has therapy appointments to learn relaxation techniques instead. - While others safety proof their homes for their toddlers, you still have to safety proof your house for your teenager.
- You're an expert at drywall repair.
- The people in Walmart see you coming and run for cover!
- You drive like you're 100 years old for fear of an object being hurled at your head.
- You have more doctors and hospitals programmed into your cell phone than you have friends.
- You're on a first name basis with your pharmacist.
- Instead of passing condescending looks, you're sympathetic when you see a mom with another child who is raging in public.
- You're more concerned with the wars at home than overseas.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
You might have a bp kid if ....
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